Jimmy: See? I told you readers would enter to win a coffee card.
Guy: Huh. Still think we shoulda offered a bottle of Chivas or a case of Flat Tire or something.
Jimmy: Hey, hey, you can't argue with 1, 591 people. Coffee's popular.
Guy: That's how many entered? Huh. Guess there're a lot of thirsty people around.
Jimmy: A lot of connoisseurs of non-alcoholic beverages, you mean.
Guy: Whatever. Who won?
Jimmy: Barbra and Cornelia! They should be sipping away as we speak.
Guy: Hope they bought a copy of the book, too. Then they can come into Stonewall's and tell me all the mistakes I made wooing you.
Jimmy bursts into giggles, muttering "Woo, woo, woo..." and has to take a few deep breaths before he can add, "Congratulations, Barbra and Cornelia! Enter Stonewall's at your own risk."
Guy pulls Jimmy in for a kiss and they walk away. Maybe even to drink some coffee. Maybe.
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